Showing posts with label cooking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cooking. Show all posts

Monday, January 21, 2008

Knife of doom

This is a great Knife.
However, it should only be used for it's intended purpose--CUTTING BREAD. It should NOT be used to attempt to open a package of shredded cheese, however impossible to open that package may be. It is worth the extra two minutes you may have to spend searching for a scissors to save your fingers from the certain doom they face at the hands of this knife.

(Today I sliced my thumb (and half of my thumb nail (yes, literally half (straight down the middle)) open with this brilliant knife. I still love the knife. But MAN, does my finger hurt. Oh baby.)

(That was a lot of parentheses. Sorry. I just have a lot of thoughts.)

(And yes, I realize that it is not the Forschner-Swiss Army corporation's fault for my own idiotic knife usage. Sometimes my own lack of common sense astonishes me.)